On today's visit we have Louie; he wants to join the soccer squad and in order to do so he needs to get a physical from yours truly, Dr. Phingerfuck. The first thing I noticed about Louie is that he is a timid boy, fresh to the university and certainly willing to go up and above to meet the needs of his coach. I was just very clinical with this ultra-cute Hispanic kid. Asking him where the aches and aches were. He was very open and receptive to the excellent ole doctor. |