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I was feeling a little constipated and it seemed like I just couldn't get regular, so I made an rendezvous to go in to see the doctor at the local school clinic. The doctor that I saw for my meeting was Dr. Phingerphuck and he commenced by having me eliminate my T-shirt so that he could listen to my heart and lungs. After that he gave me a short and to the point lecture about smoking and then moved on to taking my blood pressure. The Doc said that I was running a tiny high with my blood pressure, but that could be just from my nerves. He asked me to take off my pants and then he resumed with checking out my ears and mouth. I noticed that there was a freaky contraption on his table, and I asked what it was just in case that was going to be used on me. He told me that it was used to clear blockages in the penis, good thing I asked.
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